lydia(soh) = 2nd wife and unloved
sarah(depp) = 1st wife and loved

HAHA, SO MUCH FOR DELUDING YOURSELF, JACK SPARROW AND I WERE MARRIED BEHIND YOUR BACK, AND HE WAS ONLY MARRYING YOU COS HE DIDNT WANT TO BREAK YOUR HEART COS HE KNEW YOU'D CRY YOURSELF TILL LIKE, THE WHOLE WORLD DROWNED. SO HUMBLE, SO KIND, AND HE INHERITED THAT FROM ME, COS I WAS THE ONE WHO um, CONVINCED HIM TO DO MARRY YOU WRINKLED TWIT. hahahaa YOU CAN BE MORE UM, GORRRRGEEEEUUUUSSSSS (quoted) THAN ME, BUT I HAVE A BEYOOOTIFUL HEART AND THATS WHAT MATTERS. BESIDES, YOURE GONNA GET WRINKLES SOON, HEEHEE. SO MUCH FOR GORGEOUSNESS, YOU DIDNT EVEN SPELL IT CORRECTLY HAHA! and i dont think i did either, oh well.